Packages

Self Wash

If you're someone that maintains your own derriere, try out deluxe washing booth.

Modeled after the handicapped stall in the finest hotels, out Self Wash station is clean, private, and fully equipped for even the messiest jobs!

We are out of toilet paper (after all, who isn't) but our famous sprayer has settings from gentle rainfall to sandblast that shit off.

Full service

Our full service salon provides the latest technology for fecal removal. Let us get rid of your daily poop, and and any other dirt, grime, spills and stains!

You won't believe how good your ass will look!

In Depth Cleaning

Getting ready for that big night? We also offer interior cleaning services. Let us do a complete, deep (and we mean really deep) clean and detail to make your backside look and smell as good as they day you were born!